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Attn: Ellen (4/17/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres fox

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Ellen DeGeneres Wyoming

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This is the town Going, Wyoming. It’s a nice town but it’s got its problems, like any place.

For example, the church caught on fire and the real fire truck was in the shop so the chief sent the back up, called “adora-bwee-oooh-bwee-oooh.” It’s bad at putting out fires, but it’s a great conversation-starter.

Oh, and the giant, smug fox can be off-putting. The townspeople just pretend he’s not there.

I give the town a solid B!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Ok, Teenagers, Listen Up …

Here’s what you say when you do something stupid. And, just to keep the parentals guessing, say something like this after you do something good, too.

I’m a high potential individual, and I need to continue to explore my potential strengths and weaknesses. By making decisions that may seem negative now, I am really just doing what I call “learning 360.” Sometimes a step in the wrong direction right now is a step in the right direction long-term. But really, the point of “learning 360” is that it’s too early to know what the “right” or “wrong” directions are, any movement is positive.

Boom – you corporate talked your parents.

Attn: Ellen (4/10/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres horse

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

On this postcard you see Sebastian. Sebastian was happily free & living life to the fullest. Then one day he was captured, “broken,” and began his new life living in a stable.

But Sebastian didn’t like this cooped-up life. He got moody (see: the postcard picture). His owners felt bad and decided to let him free. He was too emotional!, they said, living indoors had made him … unstable.

Your daily dose of oy right there!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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