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Dear Ellen,
Phew. I just finished another class and I think this “Still Life in a Landscape” is what my brain looks like right now.
I knew it would be rough when, before a test, the professor said, “you can Google the answer til hell freezes over.”
*Gulp.*
But it’s over! Time for ice cream and high-fives for all!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
I’ve heard, possibly read (I really can’t remember) that dogs can be very in tune with your emotional state. They know when you’re down, and using their keen dog intellect they don’t make you take them for a walk right before bed? Who knows.
Anyway. I think the Zombie has something like this going on.
I am what I would call “actively single” right now. That’s another way of saying I haven’t been on a date in a while. The usual signs are there. I’m eating healthier. I’m exercising a lot. I’m reading more. It’s terrible. I do these things to primp myself until I trick some pretty lady into dating me, then BOOM, back to eating whatever I want and video games.
The Zombie, sweet undead fella that he is, has realized that in my actively single state I am wishing I had a girlfriend so I could be lazy. Also, you know, romance.
The last few hands I’ve caught him munching on have been men’s hands. With wedding rings on them. Isn’t the Zombino the sweetest?
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Dear Ellen,
I recently attended Houston’s Rodeo! I thought about describing it, but I felt like this picture does it already.
Except the flowers = bulls almost crushing people at the bull riding. And the horse = hastily put together, incredibly creaky rides. And the couple about to yell ‘game on!’ is actually a foot long corn dog and friend moon pie.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. The shrouded house in the distance clearly = bumper cars operator.
DumbFunnery 