Happenin’ Sweets
I thought of this the other day and it is so painfully dumb I couldn’t help but share it.
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Attn: Ellen (1/25/12)
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
This is how I feel when I have to untangle wires or cords.
Maybe I shouldn’t be so dramatic about wires/cords???
Sincerely,
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Lies I Readily Tell My Dentist
Dentist: Oh it’s great to see you, how are you!?
Me: (Un-intelligable noise meaning great to see you too!)
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Dentist: Boy this weather lately sure is great, huh!
Me: (Frightened noise because someone this peppy holding a sharp metal instrument in my mouth is scary.)
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Dentist: You don’t mind if I talk about weird personal problems with the hygienist do you?
Me: (Weird open-mouthed noise indicating … well, actually, I do kind of find this one interesting. They never ask, they just do it.)
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Dentist: Oh I love this song! This radio station is great!
Me: (Weird open-mouthed noise indicating oh yeah, I love this easy-listening-please-none-offend-none radio station!)
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