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Attn: Ellen (10/27/10)

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As an FYI, the postcard is from when I went to a Giants game – it was a free giveaway!

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Baseball is still going on – who knew? Here is another interesting baseball fact for you:

One time a group of friends was out for a walk and one of them couldn’t think of the word ‘boring’ so his friends said, “act it out!”

At that moment baseball was invented.

(I actually like baseball, but it is kind of boring.)

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Attn: Ellen (10/20/10)

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As an FYI, the postcard is from when I went to a Giants game – it was a free giveaway!

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Here’s another baseball fact for you:

Nolan Ryan threw the most no-hitters, physically. But emotionally, it was Barbra Streisand.

Don’t believe me? Just ask Santa Claus.

Sincerely,
One of the best knowers of fake news,
With long goodbye messages,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

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Attn: Ellen (10/14/10)

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As an FYI, the postcard is from when I went to a Giants game – it was a free giveaway!

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

In light of it being the baseball postseason I will tell you an interesting baseball fact:

Between innings 2 – 8 I think about what it’d be like if I was a super hero, or maybe just in really good shape without having to ever work out.

The interesting fact is that 74% of baseball players are thinking the same things.

About me.

Creepy, I know.

Weirdly,
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