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Dear Ellen,
Soon I’ll be going to visit D.C.! I’m debating starting a postcard writing campaign to the president. I figure I’ll easily be able to tell if they’re getting them or not, from how fast security guards are to give me strange glances. But I bet Carl, the Secret Service guy with the quirky sense of humor that I made up just now, I bet he’ll wave hello.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
My book club is reading 50 Shades of Grey. I had heard about it, and watched the video of you “reading” it – and I thought it would be entertaining.
Instead, it makes me feel as awkward as this postcard makes me feel.
Yikes, … just … yikes …
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
This weekend I’m heading to Arizona to see my family.
Hopefully the quality of this postcard is no indication of the quality of the trip home. On the other hand, I wish I had a stamp of this guy. I’d use that stamp all the time.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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