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Attn: Ellen (5/29/13)

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Ellen DeGeneres Monet

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Imagine yourself stepping into a room. In this room you are surrounded by beautiful Claude Monet paintings. So peaceful, so happy.

Then I walk in and gesture to 5 of the Monet’s in turn, and sing, to the tune of the O’Jays ‘For the Love of Money,’ “Monet, Monet, Monet, Moooonet, … Monet!”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Some Advice for the Summer

Napoleon Bonaparte Sitting

So, you want to look trim?

 

Goya Noriega

Yes! I am trying your hand trick to hide the belly, ol’ pal ol’ buddy Napoleon, but it’s not working!

 

Napoleon Study

LOL! Rookie.

 

 

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Top 10 Signs That …

Top 10 Signs That … You’re Just Mailing It In on a Blog Post

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Du Jour of the Week

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