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Am I Extra Dumb, or Regular Dumb?

If you see a name that is difficult, lets say like a city in Iceland, do you just say Gobbledigook or Hersky-Bersky-Land or Gurrba-Grabba-Gooba or somesuch nonsense? Or is that just me? Look at these city names, they’re practically forcing me to speak gibberish.

Thanks wiki page on Iceland.

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Attn: Ellen (3/8/12)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Phew. I just finished another class and I think this “Still Life in a Landscape” is what my brain looks like right now.

I knew it would be rough when, before a test, the professor said, “you can Google the answer til hell freezes over.”

*Gulp.*

But it’s over! Time for ice cream and high-fives for all!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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My Zombie Roomy (3/6/12)

I’ve heard, possibly read (I really can’t remember) that dogs can be very in tune with your emotional state. They know when you’re down, and using their keen dog intellect they don’t make you take them for a walk right before bed? Who knows.

Anyway. I think the Zombie has something like this going on.

I am what I would call “actively single” right now. That’s another way of saying I haven’t been on a date in a while. The usual signs are there. I’m eating healthier. I’m exercising a lot. I’m reading more. It’s terrible. I do these things to primp myself until I trick some pretty lady into dating me, then BOOM, back to eating whatever I want and video games.

The Zombie, sweet undead fella that he is, has realized that in my actively single state I am wishing I had a girlfriend so I could be lazy. Also, you know, romance.

The last few hands I’ve caught him munching on have been men’s hands. With wedding rings on them. Isn’t the Zombino the sweetest?

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