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Attn: Ellen (11/23/11)


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

“Mmmm, succulent meat,” she said seductively.

“Your pie … is tasty,” he said gruffly.

“Wait – I didn’t make pie.”

“Well, I’m sorry. This whole ‘sexual Thanksgiving’ thing is weird.”

Happy Thanksgiving to Ellen + Everybody!!


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