Attn: Ellen (3/19/14)
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Dear Ellen,
Sometimes when I am doing something “cool” or at a “cool” event (like SxSW) I think of my future potential children and how maybe one day they’ll stumble on some pictures of their old man and think, “woah! Dad used to look so young … And like, do stuff!”
Unfortunately for this scenario it means I need to stop making goofy faces in pictures and that’s not likely.
Sorry potential kids, your old man is a dork. (If you’re reading this, just know that every time you tease me I will make a math joke in front of your friends.)
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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