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Attn: Ellen (1/29/14)

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Dear Ellen,

I feel like creativity can be like rain. Sometimes you’re so flooded something as routine as washing your hands can inspire some odd thought and laughter.

Other times you are suffering in a drought, wondering when it will rain again.

If this is the case, I think I’m on a brief trip to the desert, but I’m a wandering type, so it should be ok.

Meanwhile your brain must live in Seattle.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (1/22/14)

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Dear Ellen,

I have been watching the NFL playoffs a lot today and I made a decision – I’m going to bring the intensity of the NFL to my work.

If a co-worker and I disagree and it turns out I’m right, I’m going to yell, “ALL DAY BABY! ALL DAY!” Then if later it turns out my co-worker actually was right? Then he/she would shout “PICK SIX!” … or something. I haven’t worked out all the details but I’m feeling confident … or something.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (1/15/14)

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Dear Ellen,

Do you think, in the animal community, the song ‘Baby Elephant Walk’ is a source of pride or shame for baby elephants?

I could see it going either way.

“Hey this song is for me! … Wait, is that what you think when you see me walk? Am I that goofy looking?”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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