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Dear Ellen,
I bet if I was a horse and going to my first day of horse high school and I saw other horses and I said “hey” some bully horse would say “horses eat hay!” I’d probably try to have a quick response like, “that joke is stale-ion … like stallion …”
This hypothetical horse high school would be tough for me.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
I think New Year’s might be the most romantic holiday of the year because so many people go to bed with such an optimistic view of their future selves due to resolutions.
Here’s to hope, and a lovely 2014!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Merry Christmas to you and yours!
I hope you have a good visit from Santa, or not, I don’t want to force your hand or anything … So, you know, um, see ya next year.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. This postcard was, apparently, written while watching a Michael Cera movie.
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