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Dear Ellen,
When you watch movies about spies, or ninjas, or secret agents – do you think it would be cool if you could be one? I do, too.
One thing those folks and I have in common? We’re very meticulous when it comes to folding laundry.
It’s the subtle skills of spies like laundry-folding that go under-appreciated.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
For Christmas I bought myself a box of postcard from McSweeney’s! The nice thing was I had forgotten about this so it was a sort of “Christmas Miracle” when I saw these things.
Here’s hoping 2013 will have many bad memory inspired miracles for me, you, and everyone!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Have I done my homework? Beats me! Weeeeee! What fun!!
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Dear Ellen,
It’s crunch time for presents,
That one person is left.
Though crowds are full of tyrants …
You can’t leave that one bereft.
(And pst, what’s with that one?
The one you can never figure out,
Leaving your to-do list undone
That non-gift-inspiring lout.)
You head out to a nearby store
Seeking gift idea motivation
Oh, look, there’s something so-and-so would adore!
But you’re set there, you think with aggravation.
Then you see a weirdly realistic looking cat shaped soap dispenser
If it can’t be perfect – here’s a simple rule – go for tacky
(The soap comes out of an orifice not associated with a cleanser)
From me to you, I hope your holidays are delightfully wacky!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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