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Attn: Ellen (9/14/11)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Kisses are sweet
HOLY FU**ING SH**
THERE’S A FU**ING
TIGER!! RUN!!!!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Awww!

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If you really want

I’ll be irreproachably sweet:

Not a man but a cloud in trousers

“When you have a garden full of pretty flowers, you don’t demand of them, ‘What do you mean? What is your signifigance?'”

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Here’s to a weekend full of simple joys, eh folks?

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