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No Shave November … No More!

I took part in ‘No Shave November.’ It started as an effort to have facial hair/look dumb for the Warrior Dash I took part in … but then two of us (the bucket list buddy) decided to keep it going. So, inspired by fun gif’s I’ve seen, like this one … I decided to make a dumb ‘beard’ shaving video. I’m also going to put up a quick slide show or a gif if I look up how to make one of the 30 days of beardliness.

Anywho, the videos are dumb but I didn’t want to shave tiny patches and take pictures like the above link. (Basically I’m saying his video is cooler than either of mine.)

I did two videos because I thought of two different ideas … simple enough. Hope you enjoy them. Today is video numero uno. Tomorrow will be … well I don’t want to spell out EVERYTHING for you.

 

Animal Facts! (DumbFunnery, Pig-Nosed Turtle, Zebra, Ostrich)

Everything you didn’t know about your favorite animals!

DumbFunnery (the animal. not the person)

Thinks he’s being cute, but doesn’t realize he just drooled a little.

So over it.

Emotionally unstable, physically unstabler.

Has told “jokes” that people respond to not by laughing, but by saying, “aww.” (And there, he did it again.)

Can not wait for when it’s finally “acceptable” for American men to wear Capri pants.

Pig-Nosed Turtle

Giggles at the word ‘titillating.’

Is so out of touch. Once heard them say, “my son tex’s all the time – he’s always on his phone texing.”

Just cracked the same joke.

Don’t get me started about getting me started.

Ohhhhhhhhh NO he didn’t!

Zebra

Total dead fish in the sack.

Didn’t get the promotion.

Spends way more than they should on shoes.

They’re not sure if there’s any difference between themselves and deer. But they know with confidence they are not bears.

There really, truly, sincerely, ain’t no mountain high enough. And I mean that.

Ostrich

About two seconds away from a racist joke.

Has a ‘slippery when wet’ tattoo – I won’t tell you where.

They hate being shot, but love being mounted on walls. It’s a real cause for concern in their community.

Extremely beautiful – on the inside.

Laughs along with inside jokes they aren’t actually a part of.

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