DumbFunnery

Front

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

You ever feel like a tiny man in a tux with a giant Asian woman staring at you skeptically/with disappointment?

… Or is that just me?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Who wants a strawberry/heart? (What IS that thing??)