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Archive for January, 2015

Attn: Ellen (1/7/15)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres postcard

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen201b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Did you know at the Catedral de Sal the informational tour is in Spanish? Because, having taken the tour, that is the only thing I learned.

Gooooo poor memory of high school Spanish!!

Sincerely,
The Uninformed Tourist AKA
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Changes Afoot

The countdown until my wedding is really on, with the big day being less than one month away. What are some of the big changes that are coming my way?

  • Hair, hair, everywhere – my fiancé has long hair AND a dog … Hello, lint rollers
  • You know that thing where you walk around talking to yourself doing different voices because you want to see what sort of weird voices/impressions you can do? With a roommate (the wifey poo) that might now draw more questions
  • My homestead will feature Legos and Steve Martin less noticeably, instead replaced by … I don’t know, whatever boring stuff “grown-ups” have in their homes
  • Someone will notice just how much ice cream and chocolate covered raisins I consume (really, it’ll be the first time someone notices because I just eat those things – I don’t know what’s happening)
  • The Zombino will have to move out (more on this later, I know I have done a poor job of keeping people up to date on his happenings so I will catch everyone up at some point!)
  • Oh yeah and being married will be a change too

Attn: Ellen (1/2/15)

Front

Ellen200a

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen200b

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

We should have a Santa-like figure for New Year’s … The lady on this card! She shows up like a bad Comcast employee, anytime between 6am and 6pm on New Year’s Day and leaves a report card for your New Year’s resolutions. Stern New Year’s lady expects you to PUSH YOURSELF.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?