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Dear Ellen,
You know how people stick both their arms out wide to signify wanting a hug? Do you think football players are secretly signaling for a one-armed hug but we mistakenly believe they are doing the “first down” hand motion?
Sincerely,
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Dear Ellen,
There are very few things that inspire as much irrational, crazy thinking for me as killing a spider. As I go to fetch my shoe I picture a cliche karate scene where young spiders swear vengeance for their master.
Then again, prove me wrong, science!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
I bet if human-eating giants from another planet came to Earth and ate people on giant hot dog buns there would be a moment of comfort because a giant hot dog would probably be pretty comfy.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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