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Dear Ellen,
If there was an actual Texas pan with the panhandle as the actual pan handle what would its signature dish be?
Trick question!
The pan would have your Texas state concealed handgun license (CHL) engraved on it.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
I’m struggling today because I want us to work on a rap collaboration project but I can’t just say that … But then my only idea is to combine the words to form the portmanteau co-rap-oration … But that sounds like corporation which sounds like a portmanteau for a crappy corporation.
I don’t know – maybe get back to me and we pre-collaborate.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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Dear Ellen,
I’m pretty sure this postcard is supposed to be for people who like western ladies but … what? Does the framed photo on the cactus mean this is her home? In that case is she poor or a squatter? If she’s poor is the horse stolen or does she have terrible money management?
Please chime in Ellen and/or Arizona.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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