The intellectual equivalent of a ham sandwich.

Attn: Ellen (7/18/12)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is

Have you ever been to a museum? And while there you saw something beautiful? And, while annoyed at how cliché it was, felt truly moved? Then you maybe say out loud, “thank you … thank you,” prompting a security guard to say, “shhh.” And then you say, “I’m sorry … the painting spoke to me first …” And suddenly you’re texting your friend, “got kicked out 4 a bad joke. Going to get a sandwich.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I sending these postcards?

30 Seconds of Serious

Like I talked about last week, my brother and I did an entry for Fred Armisen’s “30 Seconds of Serious” or “Be Serious for 30 Seconds.”

Again, ignore that we’re brothers … just pay attention to the plot. (And the fact that I was able to not laugh for 30 seconds … our sad outtakes on Thursday.)

How are you? I enjoy your blog, but you don’t have an email so I’m talking to you this way. (Also it’s funny to me to picture someone coming to my blog and holy crap – that days entry is basically an email to you!)

Anywho, up at the top I have the “NEAT!” page where I interview other bloggers and I haven’t done one of those in a loooooong time, so if you’d be up for it, please let me know how I can get in touch with you.

I’ll ask dumb questions, and you can give me sincere or whatever kind of answer you want.

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In other news, hi Mom. Yes, I know I have Sh*tty in the title. See how I put an asterisk? That is for you.

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In other, other news … Yes, other readers of the blog, my mom reads my blog and does not like it when I swear, so I hear about it. I am a very big mama’s boy.

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Happy Monday, eh folks?