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Dear Ellen,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Kisses are sweet
HOLY FU**ING SH**
THERE’S A FU**ING
TIGER!! RUN!!!!!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Awww!
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Dear Ellen,
The Borders by me is having their going out of business sale.
Cheap books and postcards?
I already buy too many of these things, but you add a crazy sale and I end up buying things like … well, like this postcard.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
There’s a food place near me where you write down your name and check boxes to say what you want. Then you give the card with this info to the clerk.
Lately I’ve been really curious if, say I put my name as “U! S! A! U! S! A!” – will the clerk chant it when they announce that my order is ready?
Stay posted – I may give this a whirl tomorrow at lunch.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 