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Weekly Wacko (58)

When we lived in Alaska every year a kid was selected from the school and had a story in the local newspaper written about him or her. When I was in 2nd grade I was chosen.

I love this article because it makes me seem totally insane, and like a miser. The quotes from me are amazing. You’d think I was 100% crazy. Also a miser.

Hope you enjoy it.

Two things –

1) The t-shirt I’m wearing is a bunch of bugs scattering, but while scattering they are also coincidentally spelling the phrase, “Bug Off.”

2) I still want to own a house boat and a camper. Riches, where are ye?!

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Top 10 Worst Songs During a "Lady" Doctor Appointment

Recently I posed a question to my sister – ‘what would be the top 10 worst songs to have come on during a hoo-ha* examination?’

Hoo-ha, aka, lady parts.

What I’m wondering is, which do YOU think is the worst?

The songs – so you can research this very scientific question

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Attn: Ellen (12/15/10)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

This may or may not be from outer space.

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen.

You just got mooned!!

BWAH HA! So funny.

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

[P.S. I realized after I wrote this that I sent another of the SAME(ish) postcard … this one I bought at Kennedy Space Center. The other one I bought at Johnson Space Center. Anyway – the joke is so dumb that I find it funny. My sincere apologies for the repeat(ish) postcard, Ellen.]

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