Robin Williams is great as the genie, it’s like I was in an AladDIN of laughter!
Snow WHITE ON!
This film was Little MerMAID to have you learn to love again!
I’d be a lyin’ king if I didn’t tell you how I just love The Lion King!
It’ll Poca-Haunt-U if you don’t see Pocahontas!
You know, Lilo & Stitch wasn’t that good.
Good news and bad news, folks.
Good news – I got my Playstation 3 game back!
Bad news – the Zombie ate my favorite Game Stop clerk.
Ugly news – the Zombie looks fat in those pants. Bah ha ha. I kid, I kid.
Recently I went to a surprise party. I flew out to see my sister for her birthday, and my visiting was a surprise. And THEN, the next night we had a big drinkfest/private karaoke room and that was a surprise. It was fun.
On the second night, we all got there before my sister and there was a short debate about what to yell. “Surprise!” and “Happy Birthday!” were two pretty sound options. It got me thinking though …
Happy birthday!
Congratulations on your promotion!!
(Some crazy TV show) built you this house!!!
Naked ladies!!!!
Ice cream for everybody!!!!!
Cannibalism!
Free baby!!
Fran Drescher Audio Books!!!
Court Appointed Therapy!!!!
Vasectomy!!!!!
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