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Attn: Ellen (12/14/16)

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Dear Ellen,

With Christmas fast approaching and shopping areas turning into horrifying parking experiences wrought with feelings where you smash the palms of your hands into your eyes as though that’ll help – I’d recommend people have nature documentaries … wait no, those can be depressing … How about just pretty pictures of animals? Have those at the ready. See, isn’t life better just remembering how pretty things can be?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Music Monday – Christmas Edition

Lou Monte – Dominick the Donkey

Pearl Bailey – A Five Pound Box Of Money
Straight No Chaser – The Christmas Can-Can
Patti Page – Boogie Woogie Santa Claus

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Attn: Ellen (12/23/15)

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Dear Ellen,

Christmas no longer holds the level of crazy excitement that it had when I was a child … but it could.

If, on the day after Thanksgiving, I stopped having desserts til Christmas day … Oh man, look out for Christmas. I would buy and wrap doughnuts, cookies, the odd candy bar or two, M&M’s, chocolate covered raisins, ice cream!

BUT. I’m too grown up for that …? Sure, we’ll say it’s that.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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