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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
While fishnet stockings over your face may look attractive, it can make eating difficult.
Note here, this woman attempting to eat her finger.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
Mine: I’ll Have the Spaghetti Surprise (What’s the Surprise?) THAT’S NOT SPAGHETTI!
My wife: My Husband is the Greatest in the World and He Also Makes Bold Assumptions About Autobiography Titles
My son: Pooping, Screaming, Crying, Smiling – My Life, And How it Sounds Like Alanis Morissette Lyrics
The rabbit that lives in the backyard: Why’s That Guy Taking Another Picture of Me?, and Other Concerns
The owl that lives somewhere around here: That Moron Has Still Yet to Take a Picture of Me, and Other Animals I’m Better Than
The neighbor across the street: Being the Cool Neighbor, and Other Life Advice
That one neighbor across the street: Perching and Watching, a Guide
The mail person: Should I be Concerned? A Series of Postcards that Give one Pause
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Here’s this complex look in a few easy steps:
1) buy a bunch of fabrics
2) throw them at an airplane engine that is running
Boom! Shredded fabrics!
As for why you’d wear that? That’s outside my wheelhouse.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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