Chicago – Fish Eye Camera
Posts tagged ‘dumbfunnery’
Ode to Memes
Just as a note, this poem could’ve gone on forever. I did this just for kicks and worked in some of these that amuse me far too much. You sit there, and you think of yourself as a somewhat intelligent person, and then four hours later you realize you’re not (as you’re clicking on yet another dumb video/picture/whatever).
Lastly, if you don’t know what a meme is, you will soon.
Ode to Memes
I can has definition?
A meme is an image, video, etc. that is on a mission
Passed from one person to another til it’s reached your vision
And like Rebecca Black’s Friday
I think it’s here to stay
If you think you understand the meme
It’s not as simple as it may seem
Chemistry Cat can’t help you
Neither can Sad Keanu
You can question the philoosraptor
But he’ll just Rick-Roll you once more
“All your time are belong to us!” the memes say
Y U No realize you’ve just wasted another day?
So just fuuuuuu it
Because like the Loituma Girl it’ll stick despite no wit
(Oh, was that so bad that you want to pick up a bat?
Then you probably don’t want to meet the Nyan Cat)
Yes, internet, it’s to your stupidity that I tip my hat,
Now play me off Keyboard Cat!
Quotes of the Day!
About a year ago when I was in Georgia and Florida to try and see a NASA launch (and another post here) I saw this book.
You’re a Horrible Person, But I Like You. How could I resist? The book is a series of oddball advice column type questions, with responses from various famous funny people. Here are a few selections which made me laugh (I won’t be providing context, but the context is often nonsensical anyway so it doesn’t matter).
The book definitely has some laughs, but it wasn’t as funny as I’d hoped.
***
As for putting dinner on the table – let’s not sugarcoat this. You’re going to be living on roadkill. My advice would be “Always remove the squirrel’s tail.” That’s a memory of cuteness you do not want to conjure up as you raise the stick toward your mouth.
The better question is, “What happens before you die?” That’s where we run into most of the problems.
What’s that old saying? “Advice is like opinions. Everyone’s an asshole.”
Embrace it. Get an ironic RACIST T-shirt.
Let me be clear up front. Your letter reminded me why I hate all sitcoms about groups of friends. Now back to you. I must admit you sound like a really great friend.
DumbFunnery 
