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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (8/31/11)

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Dear Ellen,

There’s a food place near me where you write down your name and check boxes to say what you want. Then you give the card with this info to the clerk.

Lately I’ve been really curious if, say I put my name as “U! S! A! U! S! A!” – will the clerk chant it when they announce that my order is ready?

Stay posted – I may give this a whirl tomorrow at lunch.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (8/24/11)

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Dear Ellen,

What the heck was I thinking when I bought a booklet of airplane postcards? How am I supposed to do 12 airplane/postcard jokes?

Oh well. 11 to go.

You know where to find me.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (8/17/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Talk about a bad blind-date! Match.com is in their future I think.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com