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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (9/21/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Florida apparently doesn’t have many stars, and the ones they can see are very pro-Florida.

This is the least pretty postcard … but I’ll look for one to beat it.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (9/14/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Kisses are sweet
HOLY FU**ING SH**
THERE’S A FU**ING
TIGER!! RUN!!!!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Awww!

Attn: Ellen (9/7/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

The Borders by me is having their going out of business sale.

Cheap books and postcards?

I already buy too many of these things, but you add a crazy sale and I end up buying things like … well, like this postcard.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com