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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (5/11/11)

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Dear Ellen,

I hope when the first robot becomes self-aware we show him the mold he was made from. Then we’ll have the world’s first depressed self-aware robot.

And that’s science in action!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (4/27/11)

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Dear Ellen,

I’m flying home for a visit! It will be very nice to see the fam in lovely Arizona. Neato, eh?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. The building in the background is an insurance place … hmmm.

Attn: Ellen (4/20/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Apparently, when Catholic guilt fails – the ‘Easter Enforcer’ is there to pick up the slack.

Hope you have a lovely weekend!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com