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Attn:Ellen (3/12/14)

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Dear Ellen,

This week I’m going to Austin for SxSW (South by Southwest). I’ll get to see the latest in hip fashion.

I will be staring, wide-eyed and weirded out, like Luke Skywalker at the Mos Eisley spaceport.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I can’t decide if I’d be excited or annoyed if hipsters decided to love Star Wars. On the one hand, sweet!, more people will get this postcard. On the other, I’d have to say that I liked Star Wars before it was cool.

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Attn: Ellen (3/5/14)

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Dear Ellen,

Congrats on the Oscars and on breaking Twitter.

Similarly, I recently had a tweet favorited so I guess we’re both trend setters.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (2/26/14)

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Dear Ellen,

Here we see the panda: nature’s equivalent of a spoiled younger sibling who just does whatever he wants. This panda is resting after having eaten for one hour straight. He is getting his strength up for the two day mating season where he may have sex once or twice. Unless he doesn’t. Either way.

Carry on, panda.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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