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Posts tagged ‘Europe’

Leaping with DumbFunnery?

Well, I guess I already knew this – but I like photos where I’m leaping. I don’t know why, but I do. Check out some new ones now that I’m back from my fancy trip. (I promise to get less lazy on my posts after this one …)

J’s one of this is WAY better – but it was my idea so he just perfected it.

Spazzing out/hovering. Like ya do …

The I Amsterdam sign is back behind me. Along with confused park-goers.

International Language of Dumb

 

 

*That’s a children’s book – and I was at Copenhagen University. So it’s funny, see?

Full Bags and Brains

What a trip! What an adventure! When I get home I’m going to pull up Skype and talk to my rents. It’ll be nice. I think I may go ahead and record the stories I tell, so that when people at work come up to me (one at a time, mind you) and say, “how was the trip!?,” I can just play the recording.

Wait, why am I preemptively angry about this? I should still be in a chocolate-filled, booze-filled, you’re-so-pretty-it-hurts-me-and-makes-me-wish-I-had-better-than-20-20-vision-filled daze!

I am excited about the gifts I bought for my family.

For my brother – a post-it note with a drawing I did of me in front of a wall
For my sister – a packet of ketchup from Germany that says “ketchup” (they have the same word for ketchup! How zany is that!)
For my mom – a list of names that would be cooler than mine (Thor, AppleSauce, Lean Geraldine, etc)
For my dad – a shoe (unknown size, presumed female shoe based on the heel and pink polka dots)

The best part of the gifts is that I got/made all of them when I was really drunk.