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Dear Ellen,
Cleaning can be a boring chore. But here’s a tip – play some music while you do it!
Here’s an equally important tip, DON’T play the theme song from Chariots of Fire because you’ll end up cleaning in slow motion.
It’s a scientific fact.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
It’s pretty well-established that dolphins are awesome, right? So why aren’t there more Valentine’s cards that say stuff like, “You’re cooler than Flipper, wanna get some ice cream?”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Happy Valentine’s!
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Dear Ellen,
Can you blame him? Can you really blame Yoda for being so angry? The “smallest hands”? Come on. It’s Star Wars! There are bound to be smaller hands! Or maybe it’s the fate thing. Or maybe indigestion. I don’t know.
I’m just spit balling here.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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