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Dear Ellen,
Quick New Year’s resolution update, since you asked, my resolution to wrongly assume un-asked questions and then answer out loud to unwilling audiences is going swimmingly!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. See what I did there? I’ll tell you, what I did was …
P.P.S. See what I did there part two?
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Dear Ellen,
You know what’s fun? The word lugubrious. It means, “Looking or sounding sad and dismal.”
I think, given how funny the word is, it should mean, “Comically gross phlegm.” Way better! See, I’ll show you: “Ewww, that dude just sneezed and it was all lugubrious!”
Ever serving the English language,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
When you watch movies about spies, or ninjas, or secret agents – do you think it would be cool if you could be one? I do, too.
One thing those folks and I have in common? We’re very meticulous when it comes to folding laundry.
It’s the subtle skills of spies like laundry-folding that go under-appreciated.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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