1 – Figuring out just how few teeth you need to get by.
2 – Chuckling at the phrase “Je m’appelle.”
3 – Jed.
4 – Poking stuff with sticks.
5 – Debating the complexity of life or whatever.
6 – Being frustrated about ATVs and how much money they cost. Really, what’s the deal? Are they only for doctors or something?
7 – Bacon.
8 – Coming up with new idioms that are both ignorant and clever.
9 – Makin’ babies.
10 – T-shirts with flags and fish on them. And how B.A. they are.
In light of my theoretically romantically involved Zombie roommate, I wanted to learn more about Zombie dating rituals.
I couldn’t find anything via, well, anything, so I turned to my (and everyone’s) favorite – fuzzy logic. I’ll use myself as the benchmark.
First, let’s take the facts.
I like food. The Zombie likes food.
I play video games or sports or watch movies when I’m bored. The Zombie stares listlessly. Or he eats humans.
When I’m upset I want to be alone (but really I also want people to reach out and try nice things). When the Zombie is upset he disappears for a few days (presumably to eat people).
When I like a girl I think about her and try (too hard) to be funny. When the Zombie likes a girl he gets batteries, sunglasses and condoms from Target.
See? Fuzzy logic! You’re with me, right?
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