For the past two years or so I have been going to the same place to get my hair cut. I go to the place for two reasons:
Clearly, I’m not too concerned with how my haircuts go. But it wouldn’t hurt me if I was. Except for a handful of occasions, I have left my haircutters of choice disappointed. I go assuming that I will leave with a haircut I don’t like. Usually it’s an easy problem though – they cut it shorter than I want. I can get over this because a week or two after I get my hair cut it will look nice, and because they cut it shorter than I want, they’re saving me money. Winners all around!
Unfortunately for me, I once had two good haircuts in a ROW from a girl who worked there briefly. Craziness! I left and thought, “hey I look nice” instead of, “hey I look like Jim Carrey from Dumb & Dumber.” 
Last week I was on my way to my usual hair cut place while talking to my sister on the phone. She helped convince me to head to a new place – for a good haircut! What an adventure! My ‘cheap’ criteria still had to be met so I just went to a different cheapskate place …
Much to my surprise, the haircut at this place was even worse. I have a weird bump on the back of my head which should be treated like a speed hump … the girl cutting my hair disagreed. In her mind pushing hard against my head with the clippers would round out my head in no time and make her future work easier (except I won’t be going back there).
I wanted to ask her if, in her mind, she and I had recently suffered from a bad break-up … because she really seemed angry.
Check out the lovely pictures I sent to my sister when I got home.
< How do you have two ears SO different? >
For this one she told me my eyes made me look like a cartoon villain. I was going for a ‘shocked’ look.
I like to think it makes me look like I’m always at an angle. Head tilted questioningly.
Have no fear, dear reader, I fixed the ear problem with my razor. I’d say I’m looking pretty dapper.
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