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Attn: Ellen (10/24/12)

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Ellen DeGeneres cats

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres postcard cats

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

I have this new tactic for dating which is pretty bold, but I think it’s a good way to quickly determine who is crazy.

I do something really weird, like bring a postcard like this and say, “I saw this and thought of you … maybe … us?” And then if the girl wants to leave right away or cut the date short I know she’s a keeper.

I’m still working out the kinks, but I’m optimistic.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Challenge Nation – Houston

On Sunday, October 14th, I participated in Challenge Nation – Houston, with two of my friends, French Fries and Mayo. It was a lot of fun. I would definitely recommend signing up for an event like this with some friends, if it comes to your city.

jumping photo sort of

You had to join up with another team and jump right as the photo was taken. We sort of got that right. Check out the intense concentration on some of these faces. You can tell we’re born athletes.

alley theatre

For this one we went to the Alley Theatre. We had to team up with random people to act out the type of building we were in front of (other options – symphony, opera, ballet). The random folks were fun, but the kid behind me got weirdly into it. Cheers to that guy?

act like a cop

Well … I have no idea what the pose is that I’m doing. We were supposed to pose with a cop, and act like cops … I guess I decided some sort of sassy (see: hand on hip), on the move (see: awkward squatting) pose was best.

stoned green bay fan

We had to take a picture with an out-of-towner, forming the shape of their state with our arms. We failed to do this. In our defense, I was distracted by how baked this dude and his friend were. The guy taking the picture was the Green Bay fan’s friend, and he took several pictures with me not in the shot. He said, “you’re not here” but didn’t think to move … Genius at work.

Attn: Ellen (10/17/12)

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Australia Ellen DeGeneres

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Australia Ellen DeGeneres

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

That wraps up my Australia postcards! I loved the trip and I hope you/the postal employees/your security guards/your intern that’s lowest on the totem pole (hey! Friday can’t come soon enough, riiiiight??) enjoyed these postcards too.

In summary, here’s how I would describe Australia: Australia is that kid in class who was really good looking, but you made yourself feel better by assuming he/she was a jerk … but then it turns out he/she is actually really nice, and smart, too. So you hated him/her until getting invited to their awesome party.

Weirdly,
DumbFunnery.com

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