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Two Door Cinema Club Pictures

The Angry Androgynoids

The warm-up band was hipster-tastic. I don’t know their name, but I call them “The Angry Androgynoids.” By the looks of things, the main female and male singers had interchangeable wardrobes.

Looks like a zombie invasion

Awesome concert, or zombie invasion?

Two Door Cinema Club

Too orange to be cool? Nahhhh

I’m a fairly tall guy, and there was another tall guy next to me (the jerk kept having his head pop into my shot), and at some point these two tiny girls were standing behind us. On the one hand, sorry tiny girls … On the other hand, you know how tiny you are, you should’ve gotten here way earlier.

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Attn: Ellen (10/10/12)

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Ellen DeGeneres Australia Quokka

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres Australia Quokka

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

Wow! Yowzers! Dizzang! Not only is Australia great but they have weird science lab islands!

Take Rottnest Island, not far from Perth. Rottnest features that science experiment of animal, the Quokka. You know, the one that’s part kangaroo, part squirrel, part rat and 100% adorable/gross?

Yep, they’re funny little creatures, and that’s no quokka bull sh … huh!? HUH!?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

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My Zombie Roomy (10/8/12)

The food list. The much anticipated (artistic liberties are my favorite) list. Well, “list.” The list is really more a set of rules.

I think they are good rules, and I’m definitely open to improvements. (Although to be honest the Zombie has been following these rules for about 2 weeks already and when it comes to eating people it’s hard to call take-backs …)

Please feel free to pass on your thoughts for more Zombino rules! Without further ado …

  1. I can’t name someone specific. (Like, say, when that guy flipped me off AND slowed down to curse at me when I was jogging and dude, come on, I had the little white ‘walk now’ guy. Jerk.)
  2. It can’t be a red head. (This one isn’t for me, it’s just that the Zombie has some weird affinity for red heads. I have tried to figure out if he was one himself … but I haven’t had any luck on that campaign. Besides, red heads have it tough enough as is. And I’m part of the problem.
  3. If Oprah, Ellen, and Clifford sat down with this person even they would think evil thoughts. CLIFFORD, guys, come on. That’s a good test.
  4. It has to be someone with a fighting chance. This is for the person’s sake and the Zombie’s (in romance you always want to have a little chase … and like I said before, this is the Zombie’s romance). Also, come on, it’s just not fair to pick on someone who doesn’t have a shot. Also, if some sort of zombie apocalypse happens wouldn’t the first time you see a zombie kill someone set you into action much faster if the zombie attack was like a fight scene from a movie? This is for your sake, too.
  5. Not me!! (Selfish, but a good real.)

That’s it for the rules. Hopefully I don’t have any glaring gaps.

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