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Attn: Ellen (3/23/11)

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Dear Ellen,

What you see on this postcard if history! This was the first ever low-five.

“I’m happy … but I’m not that happy,” said Orlando Cepeda.

“Aw! I’m really happy!,” Juan Marichal responded. “I’m so happy I could high-five someone!”

“High-five!? Surely not! I can’t engage in such tom-foolery with this funk I’m in!”

“Well …”

Sometimes brilliance happens, and thankfully these guys low-fived in slow-motion for the photographer.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (3/16/11)

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Dear Ellen,

I love this painting.

I also love seeing impressionist paintings and saying, “oh my GOD! My vision! What’s wrong – everything’s blurry!!!”

There’s just something nice about the tour guide’s disapproving look and hearing someone mutter about, “the idiot youth of America.”

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (3/9/11)

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Dear Ellen,

I think the ‘Dark Force’ they’re referring to here is wicked facial hair.

I’m off to grow a beard!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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