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Attn: Ellen (1/12/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen.

It’s like someone cracked a joke that Neil Armstrong found funny, Buzz Aldrin found amusing, and Michael Collins found scary.

Wonder what the joke was.

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

Attn: Ellen (1/5/11)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

“Quick, Johnny! Get that fire going – this stick is trying to kill me!”

Johnny stood there. Mute with shock.

Somewhere in the distance a cow snickered.

Now THAT’S art!

Hope you had a lovely New Year’s. Kicking off 2011 with a dose of weird.

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

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Even for me this one is weird. If you click on the picture (first pic above) this may make sense.

Attn: Ellen (12/22/10)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

I’m in the desert with my family.

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen.

No humor this week. Just a sincere Merry Christmas and Happy New Year’s!

(The savvy reader is now asking, “was there humor in past weeks?”)

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com