Robin Williams is great as the genie, it’s like I was in an AladDIN of laughter!
Snow WHITE ON!
This film was Little MerMAID to have you learn to love again!
I’d be a lyin’ king if I didn’t tell you how I just love The Lion King!
It’ll Poca-Haunt-U if you don’t see Pocahontas!
You know, Lilo & Stitch wasn’t that good.
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Now that the World Cup is over, what sport should Americans pay a marginal amount of attention to? Baseball of course!
Baseball answers all of the important summertime questions like
1) Just how bored am I?
2) Is there anything worse on TV than this infomercial?
3) How is grandpa taking another nap on the couch?
Let’s hear it for America’s favorite pastime, a sport that inspires daydreams and a love of stadiums with wi-fi. Oh look, since I started writing this the pitcher threw a strike! Hooray!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
It’s impossible to say which sport is best because it’s a purely subjective matter. But here’s one thing we can all agree on – attractiveness. With that in mind, it’s easy to determine which sport is best by an attractive representative from each sport.
I looked for countless hours at the most attractive athletes from soccer, football, and baseball and found that the sports come to a surprising draw with not a single attractive athlete. I know, I’m surprised too. From there I went to the next obvious choice: the referees.
Pierluigi Collina – Soccer
Pierluidi’s calling you out … for a candle-lit dinner.
Gene Steratore – NFL
Gene wants you to know he’d never call you encroachment on your sexual advances.
Jim Joyce – Baseball
Jim caught a look in the mirror … Obviously, what he saw was jaw-dropping.
Now that you’ve seen a representative referee for these sports you will undoubtedly come to the same conclusion as myself: we, the fans, are the winners because we get to witness them in action every game.
DumbFunnery 