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Dear Ellen,
This week, in “The Adventures of Being Engaged,” I learned that there is a product called a ‘Silicone Wisk.’ This is not another way of saying trophy wife but instead a kitchen tool.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Now that the World Cup is over, what sport should Americans pay a marginal amount of attention to? Baseball of course!
Baseball answers all of the important summertime questions like
1) Just how bored am I?
2) Is there anything worse on TV than this infomercial?
3) How is grandpa taking another nap on the couch?
Let’s hear it for America’s favorite pastime, a sport that inspires daydreams and a love of stadiums with wi-fi. Oh look, since I started writing this the pitcher threw a strike! Hooray!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
I bet if there was an actual creature called a ‘snuggle monster’ it would be covered in fur and very strong. Also, like a boa constrictor, it would kills its meals by constricting them – except the snuggle monster would make this look adorable.
The meal’s last thought would be “You like me! You REALLY like me!”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
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