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Attn: Ellen (11/21/12)

Front

Ellen DeGeneres Thanksgiving

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres Thanksgiving

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

To make the home-cooked Thanksgiving food even tastier, for the past 10 years (since I left home for college), I have been eating really junky, gross foods.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I know this is one of my lamer postcards, but who cares!?, tomorrow is feed your face day!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

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Attn: Ellen (11/14/12)

Front

NASA Ellen DeGeneres

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Ellen DeGeneres History

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

History is full of great quotes, but you know what it lacks? Narrated rejoinders! “Failure is not an option,” he said with a smirk. “We have nothing to fear, but fear itself,” he said coyly.

See? What fun!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (11/7/12)

Front

Panda Bear Ellen DeGeneres

Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

Postcard Ellen DeGeneres

The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

This past week my parents were in town for a visit. We saw Johnson Space Center, Galveston (where there was a motorcycle rally), downtown Houston (where there was an international quilt festival), a Rockets game and of course food was a big part of it.

I guess what I’m saying is, I’m ready for a nap.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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