DumbFunnery Doles with the Best, Part I
Dear DumbFunnery,
My girlfriend and I are debating taking our relationship to “the next step” and I’m not sure what she means. I mean, I think she might mean sex, that seems like the obvious thing. But she’s really never said more than “the next step.” I want to have sex, but I’m afraid it might mean marriage. Is it worth the risk?
Madly in Lust,
Des Moines, Iowa
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Dear Madlust,
Holy cow dude. That is really personal. How am I supposed to know? And seriously, you’re writing about your sex life to a stranger? What a weird guy you are.
Hope this helps.
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Dear DumbFunnery,
How do you tell someone you think they smell like cabbage, without coming across really mean?
Hates Cabbage
Sunshine, Alaska
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Dear Cabbage,
This is such a classic problem I’m not even going to address it.
Next time give me a challenge.
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Dear DumbFunnery,
ohm y God. im crying. i am hartbroken how do you get over the luv of your life?
lost wthout love
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Dear … You,
With time.
On a lighter note – your letter conveys clearly that you are stupid.
All the best,
Me
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Dear DumbFunnery,
How do you go about deciding if what you’re doing is worth it? I enjoy what I do, but I feel like
sometimes I’m doing things just to please other people and not at all for myself. How do I even start
with trying to figure out what is best for myself, and others?
Confused and Trying
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Dear C&T,
I’m not a doctor and this is a bit unorthodox but I think your lymph node is swollen. Please get it checked out soon.
DumbFunnery 