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Attn: Ellen (6/25/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres

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Ellen DeGeneres

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Dear Ellen,

This postcard looks like an advertisement for a version of Star Wars where all of the actors are wax figures. And you know, with the right voice overs, that would be very watchable. Maybe …

Fran Drescher = All female parts

Billy Dee Williams = All sound effects

This one coworker of mine who mumbles and talks too much = All male voices

It’s GOLD!

(And my, what sensual sound effects we would have.)

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Feel free to tweet me on the twitterverse: @DumbFunnery

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Attn: Ellen (5/28/14)

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Dear Ellen,

Here we see Chewbacca in one of his most terrifying adventures – the one where the Empire captures him, gives him a whole body perm, and he walks around looking like a human poodle. Oh cruel Empire, have you no heart!?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn:Ellen (3/12/14)

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Dear Ellen,

This week I’m going to Austin for SxSW (South by Southwest). I’ll get to see the latest in hip fashion.

I will be staring, wide-eyed and weirded out, like Luke Skywalker at the Mos Eisley spaceport.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I can’t decide if I’d be excited or annoyed if hipsters decided to love Star Wars. On the one hand, sweet!, more people will get this postcard. On the other, I’d have to say that I liked Star Wars before it was cool.

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