I learned from a twelve year old Swedish boy that the Muppets were a humor television show. And Sesame Street was an educational and humor television show. And that, apparently, I shouldn’t take either of them for gospel.
After he gave me this little speech I asked him where he got such a nice pair of sassy pants from. Did they come from the sassypants store? Or was it a mega store? Maybe 2 pairs of sassy pants for the price of one? Or was there a sassy outfit, with a flippant scarf, a saucy beret, maybe some fresh sneakers? Did it also come with a copy of, “Oscar Wilde and You – Get Your Intelligentsia Bitch On?”
I have to admit I maybe went on a little too long with the sassy pants schtick. That’s only about a quarter of it. Still, it’ll be cool having pictures of me with a black eye in Europe. I plan to print out one or two of those picture and write an amazing story on the back of one of the pictures of how I got the black eye. It will involve a twelve year old who, despite my valiant efforts, could not be rescued from the land-shark. Though I will manage to save the bus full of Swedish models/masseuses/cake-makers. It will be glorious.
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Comments on: "Sesame Street vs Muppets" (3)
Sassy pants on a casual Friday!? You cuh-razy. Sassy pants are better for work happy hour on Thursdays when Phil gets fresh. Watch yourself, Phil!
Jason – if there’s one goal in my life, it’s to realize other peoples fears.
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Love the idea of a sassypants store. I may get some of those for casual Friday!
My fear of Swedish twelve year olds is what has kept me from going to Europe. Imnsorry you had to experience this.