Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
If my life was a soccer game on a Spanish-speaking channel, last night there would’ve been one of those at-first-funny-but-then-annoying 5 minute long “goaaaal!” announcements.
Why? Because I’m done with my Master’s*!
*If it turns out I failed my final, that would be an own goal announcement.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
“Hey, I’m Dennis … And I don’t normally say this, but you’re one good looking stegosaurus.”
“Hey, I’m Lisa, and … That might be the nicest thing I’ve ever heard.”
“You want to go back to my … ‘cave’?”
“No … let’s go back to mine!”
“Our beautiful son Chris Anderson is born!!”
Hello to all you mothers out there! I hope you had a lovely day, and that you will have a fantastic rest of the year.
For those mothers who went into motherhood knowing what to expect as far as how crazy little kids are … you’re nuts. For those mothers who went into motherhood somewhat blind and have been trying to recover while raising a good family, kudos.
When I was very little I was crazy about GI Joes (they’re still really cool). GI Joes themselves were obviously cool. The cartoon I watched about GI Joes was cool. Even commercials for GI Joes were cool! My brother’s GI Joe comic books? I never read them, but had I done that, undoubtedly cool.
It’s no surprise, then, that I wanted to create a cool atmosphere for playing with the GI Joes.
In some toy commercials the toys are shown outside in swampy areas, or in a lake, or in some woods. Well, what if you can’t play outside at that moment? You bring the woods and lake inside, DUH!
My mom, when she discovered the mess I had deliberately made, was not on board with the idea. She probably was a bit confused.
So, let’s hear it for the moms, who may sometimes think they are surrounded by tricksters … but really, we’re just goons. Calvin, take it away.
DumbFunnery 