All of the below quotes are from Sons and Lovers, by D.H. Lawrence. Kicking it off with probably my favorite:
My Zombie Roomy (7/7/11)
July 7, 2011
This could be bad.
I was watching Wolf, starring Jack Nicholson and Michelle Pfeiffer, and suddenly the Zombie sat bolt upright.
If I had been Scooby Doo I would’ve said, “ruh roh.” I’m not Scooby Doo, so instead I said the human, four-letter equivalent of “ruh roh.”
That’s when the Zombie tried to howl like a wolf. It was like watching a cat bark. Not natural, but kind of funny. Only most barking cats don’t get up, walk out of your apartment, and disappear into the woods for a few days and come back with hair glued all over their clothes.
So I guess the Zombie is pretending to be a werewolf for a while? Let’s hope it’s a short phase, I keep having to vacuum and it is so annoying.
Attn: Ellen (7/6/11)
July 6, 2011
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
I feel like the signing of the Declaration of Independence may have had the same kind of “next day effect” as being drunk and saying “I love you” to someone. You know, you wake up the next day and say, “wait WHAT did I say?!”
Hope you had a nice 4th of July and didn’t commit yourself to anything crazy.
Sincerely,
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