Problem:
There are lots of retired folks who are probably making next to nothing, and they have too much free time.
Problem:
Many guys (probably girls too) don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.
Solution:
One day a month, an unannounced day, a little old lady will sit in the woman’s bathroom and a little old man in the men’s. When someone tries to leave the little old lady or man will SHOOT the dirty person with a paintball gun.
Thus, the dirty folks are known throughout the world.
Final Result:
You know who not to touch. Also, I giggle.
Secondary Final Result:
I get made fun of for being a 26-year old man giggling in the corner of a bathroom.
DumbFunnery 