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Posts tagged ‘ask’

Attn: Ellen (8/3/11)

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Dear Ellen,

When I see a girl who I am attracted to I become very awkward. It’s unfortunate. I become awkward, and I create situations that look and feel strange.

If only there was some photograph that could depict how weird/awkward I am.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (7/27/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Bummer about the space shuttle program ending, huh?

I heard Congress is considering cancelling outer space, too!?

Money’s tight all over I guess.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (7/13/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Is it bad that, if I was the father or uncle of a kid named Dave, and I went to this game with the kid, that I would lie and say I paid for that sign for my son/nephew?

Really, if baseball has taught me anything, it’s that baseball boredom well-organized & slow-moving boredom can be fun, and cheating and money will bring you victory!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com