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Attn: Ellen (7/6/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

I feel like the signing of the Declaration of Independence may have had the same kind of “next day effect” as being drunk and saying “I love you” to someone. You know, you wake up the next day and say, “wait WHAT did I say?!”

Hope you had a nice 4th of July and didn’t commit yourself to anything crazy.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (6/29/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Texas has been so dry the trees are bribing dogs so we won’t be watching a fireworks show.

(I looked up ‘Texas slang for dry’ and found that ‘dog’ phrase.)

Anyhow, happy 4th and here’s to my imaginary fireworks show!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Ooooh! … Ahhhh!

Attn: Ellen (6/22/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

I bet Darth Vader is, in his head, yelling “oh fiddlesticks!”

What do you think?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com