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Attn: Ellen (11/9/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Lund was beautiful!

If the University there happens to have someone reading this I am available to be a professor! Please?

I can teach Postcard Writing 101, or an advanced course in addition (subtraction I don’t really like – I tend to be more of a positive guy ……).

The jokes don’t stop!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (11/2/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Malmo, in Sweden, is great. Unfortunately I ruined the day by constantly suggesting we head to Norway.

Why?

Well, I really wanted to go to a Burger King in Norway and say, “have it Norway.”

Honestly how could I not want to do that?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (10/26/11)

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Dear Ellen,

After Amsterdam we visited Brussels. While there a 1st grade class (on a field trip I guess) walked by singing, “We will rock you” in French! It was fantastic!

And it confirmed my theory – classes in adorableness should be added to American education.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com